An enterprising designer has created a sex toy featuring the likeness of Tory chief whip Michael Gove.
Etsy user ‘ToryLoveTunnel’ created the custom fleshlight – designed to simulate real sex when a penis is inserted – based on the former Education Minister.
Marketing at £19.99, the product will no doubt prove popular with teachers. It comes in two different flesh colours – Human pink and Illuminati Lizard Green.
The description reads: “This is a hand crafted ‘fleshlite’ device, for the discerning gentleman about town, country or parliament.
“Relax and slip into the Michael Gove Fleshlite. Whip your whip into the Chief Whip today!”
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